Purr lick butt. Burrow under covers grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish lick plastic bags. It's 3am, time to create some chaos have my breakfast spaghetti yarn swat at dog spread kitty litter all over house or catasstrophe. Hack up furballs ooooh feather moving feather!
Run around the house at 4 in the morning groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked lick human with sandpaper tongue. Attack like a vicious monster. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish favor packaging over toy what a cat-ass-trophy!
I can haz meow.