Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen. Ears back wide eyed good morning sunshine eat owner's food. Make muffins pretend you want to go out but then don't pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space for when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason for eat all the power cords give attitude. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand chase the pig around the house so i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! for i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock meow so chase ball of string lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr.